Whoa! It’s finally here! The second (non-full) teaser trailer for the seventh Star Wars film…does that sound as convoluted as sounds? How in the name of sanity are we all so excited for such a miniscule aspect of the ridiculously long stretching Star Wars mythos? It’s crazy right? Star Wars fans (myself included) are no different than battered spouses that won’t leave their abusers in the respect that we have been burned by the same entity multiple times, yet still dote over that entity. Why? How does this behavior continue for decades unimpeded? The answer is at the end of the trailer below…SPOILER ALERT…the answer is mother fucking Han Solo.